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vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

(Source: socotic, via hotboyproblems)

bitchface12345:

eyebrow gaps are better than thigh gaps reblog if u agree

(via hotboyproblems)

stability:

my hobbies include staying up until 2am for no reason and being exhausted the next day

(via beyoncevevo)

rabioheab:

what do you MEAN it’s inappropriate for gold digger by kanye west to be my wedding song

(via humortastic)

Anonymous asked: then tell me one stereotype about asians that's actually harmful...


Answer:

internetexplorers:

asians are submissive asians are quiet asians are socially awkward asians are weird asians can’t speak english asians have funny accents i could go on but what all these have in common are that these are all stereotypes used to humiliate asians and further dehumanise us and make us out to be some strange exotic one dimensional beings and not people

Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing son

arlert-armin:

vvntheshort:

iswearimnotadumbblonde:

urethrafranklin:

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I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever

If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid

im going to be this father

(Source: thighrabanks, via hotboyproblems)

surrealist laptop doesn’t have any buttons and is also a forest. “where’s the ethernet plug” you cry into the trees which respond only by laughing

(Source: gorebitch666, via i-ran-over-oprah)

officialcrow:

doodlesbytara:

hey babe *wraps you up in a blanket* i know today might have been hard for you *ruffles your hair* but you made it through the day *boops your nose* you’re doing such a good job *kisses your forehead* and i am so proud of you

i have a 6 year old cousin that would deadass slap u if u came to her with this sort of mess but there are people with double digit ages fucking with this

(via hotboyproblems)

smalldonghaver:

faygo-fuckyourself:

pSA DONT FUCK WITH OUIJA BOARDS

DONT PLAY ONE MAN HIDE AND SEEK

DONT PLAY SHADOW MAN

DONT FUCK WITH ANYTHING THAT INVITES SPIRITS INTO YOUR HOME

lol sike catch me playing 2k14 with George Washington and Cleopatra while u afraid to touch some wood

(via hentaisavedmylife)

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

(via hotboyproblems)

My friend’s Mom  (via oitheresawargoingonhere)

(Source: cubsterkarofsky, via i-ran-over-oprah)

I was homophobic. So God gave me three gay kids and told me to grow the hell up.

Real back to school essentials

highly-functioningfangirl:

• Headphones
• 3 interesting facts about yourself
• a slightly exaggerated story about what you did this summer

(via attractiveblogger)

qirlunderyou:

i’m going in for a refill 

(via humortastic)

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