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arctichunkies:

curves on women are great, but curves on final exams are really what get me going

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fearsomeinnovation:

starlightexcellent:

My roommates and I carved pumpkins.

I made this one.

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Here it is with a candle.

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Happy Halloween.

GOD

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monosexuals:

What he says: how do u know when lesbian sex is over???

What he means: I’ve never given a woman an orgasm ever in my life

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rnarker:

i hate when people say “you’ve barely touched your food” like what do you want me to do stroke it 

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methhomework:

relationship goals

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weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

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raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

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sp00kyqueer:

sp00kyqueer:

Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused

like

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it just fucking says one “dime”

what the fuck is a dime

how much is it worth

whose idea was this

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