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pacificrimlick:

Cosmo Sex Tip #4565345

If your partner asks you to be louder during sex, seductively say, “GUH-HYUK” in the voice of Goofy, as loud as you can.

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cactusluv:

cactusluv:

*breaks fingers* let’s do this

I MEANT “CRACKS KNUCKLES” HOLY SHIT

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themano:

please tag your sfw I’m trying to see a tittie

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sirpastydick:

hilarydank:

how am I supposed to eat this ass without my drink?!

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youwinagainmoffat:

porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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A little while (a week or so) after I saw this post for the first time, I fell asleep without blowing out my candle by accident. When I woke up suddenly, my hand flew up and I knocked it onto a paper towel and almost burned down my room. And instead of freaking out after I put it out, I went back to sleep softly crying “Wakey wakey big mistakey” and slept another 6 hours.

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alvxandra:

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i’ve never seen something so accurate

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dekutree:

yung-lipton:

These hit the blunts tweets 😂😂💀

new age philosoraptor

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queenlatifart:

when someone hot reblogs your selfie

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panicrobot:

This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down

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yoncevevo:

*listens to Ariana Grande once*
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