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lazorbabies:

i m really high but doeesnt this spot on my floor look like sanic the heghoge

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crocodilepatronus:

………..Kim K game getting a lil too real….. 

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chauvinistsushi:

"sooooo you come here often?"

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miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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whythefuckareyouromeo:

OH MY GOD

SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED “JESUS FUCK” REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING

(Source: call-life-arlelt, via hotboyproblems)

dumbasschronicles:

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

working in customer service

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